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Welcome to LayoffCoin ($LAYO)

The only crypto that pumps even when you get dumped. Your portfolio is red, your boss says you're redundant. Time to get Green.

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YOUR PORTFOLIO IS RED.

YOUR BOSS SAYS YOU'RE REDUNDANT.

The economy is shaky. Tech giants are trimming the fat. You are the fat.

But in Web3, nobody can fire you. You can only fire yourself (and your bags). LayoffCoin isn't just a token; it's a severance package for your soul.

$LAYO

THE "AT-WILL" TOKENOMICS

No vesting periods. No cliffs. Just pure, unadulterated market volatility.

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SUPPLY
  • 25% Team Allocation: (They were let go yesterday).
  • 20% Burned: Like your 401k matching.
  • 5% Marketing: To buy HR a going-away cake.
  • 50% Liquidity: Locked. Tighter than the job market.

THE CAREER PATH

PHASE 1: THE NOTICE PERIOD

Website Launch. Social Media Takeover. Stealth Launch on Solana. 1,000 "Former Employees" (Holders).

PHASE 2: THE SEVERANCE

CoinGecko & CMC Listings. Partnership with recruiting agencies (troll). Launch of "The Pity Party" NFT Collection.

PHASE 3: THE PIVOT

Centralized Exchange Listings. $LAYO Merch Store (Hoodies required). Development of "Pink Slip" DAO.

PHASE 4: THE SABBATICAL

Mass adoption. Become our own bosses. Buy the companies that fired us.