What is LayoffCoin ($LAYO)?
LayoffCoin ($LAYO) is a meme coin on Solana inspired by layoffs, exit interviews, and workplace humor. It has no intrinsic value or expectation of financial return.
LayoffCoin ($LAYO)The Official Currency of the Exit Interview
Your portfolio is red. Time to get green.
A Solana meme coin for layoffs, exit interviews, and workplace humor—the only crypto that pumps even when you get dumped.
BUY $LAYO EXPLORE $LAYOWHAT IS LAYOFFCOIN?
LayoffCoin ($LAYO) is a meme coin on Solana inspired by layoffs, exit interviews, and workplace humor. It has no intrinsic value or expectation of financial return.
YOUR BOSS SAYS YOU'RE REDUNDANT.
The economy is shaky. Tech giants are trimming the fat. But in Web3, nobody can fire you. You can only fire yourself (and your bags). LayoffCoin isn't just a token; it's a severance package for your soul.
SOLANA TOKEN MINT ADDRESS
CUKaLF9p8b9ZrmJwWbV6tK77H7W7NNv2azktrQN2pump
$LAYO
THE "AT-WILL" TOKENOMICS
No vesting periods. No cliffs. Just pure, unadulterated market volatility.
1B
SUPPLY
SUPPLY
- 25% Team Allocation: (They were let go yesterday).
- 20% Burned: Like your 401k matching.
- 5% Marketing: To buy HR a going-away cake.
- 50% Liquidity: Locked. Tighter than the job market.
THE LAYOFF LEDGER
How many jobs were cut? U.S. employers announced 1,206,374 job cuts in 2025 and 573,195 from January through September 2026, according to Challenger, Gray & Christmas.
1,206,374
Announced U.S. job cuts in full-year 2025, up 58% from 2024.
573,195
Announced U.S. job cuts through September 2026, down 39% year over year.
THE CAREER PATH
PHASE 1: THE NOTICE PERIOD
Website Launch. Social Media Takeover. Stealth Launch on Solana. 1,000 "Former Employees" (Holders).
PHASE 2: THE SEVERANCE
CoinGecko & CMC Listings. Partnership with recruiting agencies (troll). Launch of "The Pity Party" NFT Collection.
PHASE 3: THE PIVOT
Centralized Exchange Listings. $LAYO Merch Store (Hoodies required). Development of "Pink Slip" DAO.
PHASE 4: THE SABBATICAL
Mass adoption. Become our own bosses. Buy the companies that fired us.
EXIT INTERVIEW: FAQ
Which blockchain does LayoffCoin use?
LayoffCoin is on Solana. Its token mint address is CUKaLF9p8b9ZrmJwWbV6tK77H7W7NNv2azktrQN2pump.
What is the total supply of $LAYO?
LayoffCoin has a stated total supply of 1 billion $LAYO tokens. The tokenomics on this page allocate 50% to liquidity, 25% to the team, 20% to burns, and 5% to marketing.
Where can I find 2025 and 2026 layoff statistics?
The LayoffCoin layoff statistics page covers announced U.S. job cuts in 2025 and 2026, with industry trends, methodology, and primary sources.